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PANCUT
Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nanti terpancut!
Abg: pancut bru best
Ayg: dahla, nanti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.
Ayg: nanti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT
org Amerika kentut cakap EXCUSE ME
org British kentut cakap PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut cakap FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut cakap NOT ME! NOT ME!

CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i'll lose my business for9 months!

SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?memang tak masuk akal! thoing!

WARNING!!
children playing outside the carcan cause accident.
adult playing inside the carcan cause children!

SETEM
pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setemgambar KEMALUAN lelaki.
ini mengelirukankaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilatdepan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai
3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate 'Damn we're sooo sweeeet!'the chocolate replied 'Sweet? u should see the person whosend this message. fuh, lagi sweet!' Fewiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt